September152014

Tolkien full texts

contemporaryelfinchild:

Because my blog is getting a lot of traffic right now, I feel it’s a good opportunity to link to the online texts of Tolkien’s books for anyone who wants to read or reference them. 

Here is the Hobbit

Here is the Fellowship of the Ring

Here is the Two Towers 

Here if the Return of the King

Here is the Silmarillion 

Here is all 12 volumes of the History of Middle Earth (HoME)

Here is the Children of Húrin

(via o-rcrist)

7PM

gaming-and-shit:

*restarts entire game*

(Source: dick-suckers-of-america, via luxial)

4PM

medusas-laugh:

designerbaby-sasuke:

"I didn’t really ship it and then I read a fanfic" - a novel by me

"I didn’t understand that kink and then I read a fanfic" - the sequel

(Source: underwater-sexuals)

4PM

madmaninachair:

My brothers and sisters, forgive me if I start crying like a baby.

(via looksgoodinsuits)

(102,789 plays)

dw audio 

4PM

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

(via bullwinklewinchester)

yes lotr 

September142014
potterstargleewho:

pandaimamonster:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

pinknailpolishhh:

classylane:

half of tumblr can’t reblog this
lol.

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I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…

There should be way more notes on this.

potterstargleewho:

pandaimamonster:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

pinknailpolishhh:

classylane:

half of tumblr can’t reblog this

lol.

I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…

There should be way more notes on this.

(Source: v0dkabarbies, via looksgoodinsuits)

September92014

looksgoodinsuits:

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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4PM
mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

September22014

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

thalieth:

pocky-and-parasols:

the-winter-solider:

randomfuckingfandom:

daftpunk-delorean:

wintry-mix:

discopunkk:

OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!

I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*

*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*

Fuck this is sexy.

I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY

WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS AS THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF WHAT BULLSHIT THEYVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS? AVATAR WENT BACK INTO THE BOX OFFICE TWICE. SO WOULD THIS.

Jesus. Well, well done.

JFC… I’m gonna need a cold shower…

(via geothebio)

September12014

catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

(via dyamirityofthelord)

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